Trump Unveils Much Simpler Stimulus Plan: GIANT MONEY CANNON!

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WASHINGTON, D.C.—As Republicans and Democrats in Congress bickered over a fiscal relief plan, President Donald Trump held a press conference to unveil a much simpler plan. “IT’S A GIANT MONEY CANNON!” Trump exclaimed with excitement as he pulled out a giant bazooka-looking device. Trump then explained how it works. “It’s a huge cannon that fires money,” he said, followed by a long pause as reporters slowly realized that was the entirety of his explanation.

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