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Supreme Court Allows Victims Of Heart Disease, Obesity To Sue Utensil Manufacturer

11/16/2019 / Satire

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WASHINGTON, D.C.—Acme Forks & Knives was trying to block a lawsuit brought against them by the obese community. The lawsuit suggested that the company’s utensils were deadly tools that caused people to become overweight.

https://babylonbee.com/news/supreme-court-allows-obese-people-to-sue-utensil-manufacturer/

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