Newly Mustachioed Bill De Blasio Unveils Special Red Armbands For Police Enforcing Lockdown

05/01/2020 / Satire

Touché.

NEW YORK, NY—Having let his facial hair grow freely for several weeks, New York Mayor Bill De Blasio held a press conference this morning where he unveiled special red armbands for police enforcing the city’s quarantine on the Jewish community.

https://babylonbee.com/news/newly-mustachioed-bill-de-blasio-unveils-new-red-armbands-for-police-enforcing-quarantine/

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