New Registry Allows Engaged Same-Sex Couples To Choose Which Christian Florist To Put Out Of Business | The Babylon Bee
U.S.-A new online wedding registry will allow same-sex couples to choose which Christian florist they plan to sue and permanently put out of business as they celebrate their union. The registry, called ASSIMIL8, provides gay couples with a list of business owners whose privately held personal beliefs may reflect traditional Christian views on marriage.
Yes, it’s satire. But close to reality.