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Murder Rate Finally Plateaus In Chicago As Even Murderers Too Scared To Go Out At Night
CHICAGO, IL-It looked like good news for Chicago as the skyrocketing murder rate finally started to level off, but the reason for the decline turned out to be alarming: murder has gotten so bad in Chicago that now even the average murderer won’t go out at night for fear of being murdered.“I love murder,” said local murderer Carl Gross, …