BALTIMORE, MD—According to expert biologists working in Guilder’s infamous Fire Swamp, millions of R.O.U.S.es—Rodents of Unusual Size—have begun a “great migration” from the deadly thicket to the scenic, idyllic city of Baltimore.
https://babylonbee.com/news/rous-population-migrates-from-fire-swamp-to-idyllic-baltimore/