Man Drowns As Politically Correct Passengers Struggle To Describe What Just Went Overboard

1005388528493794730Since you cannot yell “man overboard”…

SAN DIEGO, CA—While sailing off the La Jolla coast Friday, a man tragically drowned after falling off a boat and being lost at sea. He could have been saved, but the other passengers who witnessed him topple over the railing spent too long debating what to yell to inform the captain that he had fallen.

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