Futuristic, Utopian Paradise Of Baltimore Completely Baffled By Trump’s Attacks

13075134791989932972For those who have never been to Baltimore to see what it’s like. 

BALTIMORE, MD—President Trump launched into a deranged attack against the city of Baltimore, calling it “a disgusting, rat and rodent infested mess” and a place “no human being would want to live.” This caused extreme confusion within the city — as, having been run exclusively by Democrats for decades and decades, it is a nearly perfect, progressive utopia and a beacon of hope to all.

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