Satire

Note: Tom Hansen and anyone else who cannot tell the difference, these are satirical posts.

To Prepare For The Worst, Democrats Purchase Funeral Plot For Ginsburg On Ancient Indian Burial Ground

Democrats have reportedly used the burial ground with supernatural resurrection power numerous times, most notably during voter registration drives. “It’s the least we can do for ol’ Ginsburg,” Senator Kamala Harris told reporters as she and a group of Democrats trudged through an old pet cemetery and climbed over a sharp, treacherous deadfall to pick

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Mobs Of Women Protest Nation’s Logging Companies For Equal Work

U.S.—According to multiple sources across the country, thousands of women came out today to protest gender discrimination at the nation’s logging companies. “An overwhelming 99.1% of workers doing dangerous logging work are men! This is outrageous!” one woman screamed through a bullhorn as picketers marched in front of Timber Mainline Contractors in northern Michigan. “We demand

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