Satire

AZKABAN—After refusing to back down on his support for allowing felons to vote, presidential candidate Bernie Sanders made a campaign stop at Azkaban Prison earlier this week.

MENLO PARK, CA—As Facebook went after fringe conspiracy theorists earlier this week, there was an accidental casualty on the social network: CNN.

LA MESA, CA—As part of a widespread crackdown on unacceptable viewpoints on the social network, Facebook sent out its SWAT teams Monday to arrest local man Kent Rogers for illegal possession of conservative views. After Facebook took out several fringe personalities last week, conservatives thought they were in the clear, but it turns out they

This is satire, but it reflects exactly what I posted previously: it was nice for a liberal to come right out and speak the truth.  Hard to satirize something so vile.  U.S.—After Alabama state representative John Rogers made horrific comments on abortion, the nation admitted it was actually sort of proud of Democrats for finally

We could only wish!  WASHINGTON, D.C.—After Federal Reserve nominee Stephen Moore announced he was withdrawing from consideration, Trump quickly announced a replacement: Ron Paul. Ron Paul Appointed To Federal Reserve Board WASHINGTON, D.C.-After Federal Reserve nominee Stephen Moore announced he was withdrawing from consideration, Trump quickly announced a replacement: Ron Paul.The former congressman is “the

This post may be satire, but his original remarks were not.  “Some kids are unwanted, so you kill them now or kill them later.” “You bring them into the world unwanted, unloved, then you send them to the electric chair. So you kill them now or you kill them later. But the bottom line is

You wouldn’t want to get influenced by the truth or anything.  WASHINGTON, D.C.—Democratic senators on the Senate Judiciary Committee grilled Attorney General William Barr on the Mueller Report at a special hearing Wednesday. Dems Solemnly Don Tinfoil Hats Before Questioning Barr On Mueller Report WASHINGTON, D.C.-Democratic senators on the Senate Judiciary Committee grilled Attorney General

WASHINGTON, D.C.—After learning on Twitter that Venezuelans attempted a coup to oust President Nicolás Maduro from power, Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez quickly took to her various social media accounts to slam citizens of the South American country for not turning to “high-speed rail instead of gas-guzzling coupes.” Ocasio-Cortez Criticizes Venezuelans For Attempting Full-Blown Coupe Instead Of More

They’ve never really been tried.  WASHINGTON, D.C.—Bernie Sanders was quick to react to the violence in Venezuela, pointing out that real socialism-induced riots have never been tried. Bernie Sanders: ‘Real Socialism-Induced Riots Have Never Been Tried’ WASHINGTON, D.C.-Bernie Sanders was quick to react to the violence in Venezuela, pointing out that real socialism-induced riots have never

Is this even satire any longer?  WASHINGTON, D.C.—When Israel responded with airstrikes to over 600 rockets fired at them from Gaza, many defended this as a justified act of defense. Representative Ilhan Omar lashed out against this view, saying on Twitter about Israel, “If they’re so innocent, why are they Jews?” https://babylonbee.com/news/ilhan-omar-if-israel-is-so-innocent-then-why-are-they-all-jews/

Having “friends of color” was never a problem while living in California. Coming to Idaho was a shock to my system. I recall my daughter, who was in 6th grade at the time, looking at all the people in Moscow who looked the same and wondering what the deal was. In our circle of friends

U.S.—Leading Democrats made a rousing call for unity in a deeply divided nation last week, pledging to “speak no ill” of any candidate as long as that candidate was a Democrat. “It’s time for this country to heal, join hands, and unify against the other half of the country,” said Democratic senator Karen Whitfield from New

It feels this way at least.  WORLD—A new update issued by watchdog groups on climate change indicated this afternoon that we only have 12 seconds left until climate change destroys the planet.

The Babylon Bee is on point!  I wonder what the New York Jewish community thinks about all this.  NEW YORK, NY—The New York Times has issued a heartfelt apology after the international edition of the newspaper published a cartoon that offended many “Passover worshipers.” “We are so sorry for any offense this cartoon cause to

That’s what having a Democrat in the White House will do for you.  WASHINGTON, D.C.—Speaking on The View, presidential candidate Joe Biden promised to bring the nation back to an era when the media pretended the president didn’t have any scandals.

ATLANTA, GA—According to sources within the cable news network, a recently hired intern at CNN has been tasked with resetting the station’s “Days Without A Fake News Story” counter, prominently displayed on the newsroom wall, each and every morning.

“I have a friend who’s black…”  WASHINGTON, D.C.—Amid criticism that Joe Biden is too white to win the Democratic nomination, the former vice president turned presidential candidate is insisting that he has one black friend.  

For the modern liberal, everything is skin deep.  BERKELEY, CA—Local college student Zax Lindell is being heralded as “the next Martin Luther King, Jr.” after he announced that he has a dream that one day everyone will be judged by the color of their skin. The liberal student activist announced that he wants all people

We can’t have any of that, now!  WASHINGTON, D.C.—Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has announced that she is leading a boycott against the popular show Sesame Street.

This. Is. Great.  You can’t be too careful out there nowadays. It’s really easy to call a religious person an offensive name.  No one knows this better than the press. The mainstream media is very sensitive to different religions. They may be the very best experts in the field of religiony stuff. That’s why they