Because fishing endangers you how? Fishing in Washington will be suspended starting at Midnight tonight. Washington Department of Fish and Wildlife will be closing all fishing in the wake of the governor’s stay home order. The closure will run through at least April 8th. https://pullmanradio.com/fishing-in-washington-closes-at-midnight
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University of Idaho President Scott Green has told employees to work from home if they can. Those UI employees who can work from home need to do so by the end of today [Wednesday]. https://pullmanradio.com/ui-president-scott-green-telling-employees-to-work-from-home-if-they-can/
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WASHINGTON, D.C.—As Republicans and Democrats in Congress bickered over a fiscal relief plan, President Donald Trump held a press conference to unveil a much simpler plan. “IT’S A GIANT MONEY CANNON!” Trump exclaimed with excitement as he pulled out a giant bazooka-looking device. Trump then explained how it works. “It’s a huge cannon that fires
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SAN FRANCISCO, CA—San Francisco Mayor London Breed has asked all the homeless residents of her city to please poop at home as coronavirus spreads throughout the nation. https://babylonbee.com/news/san-francisco-urges-homeless-residents-to-poop-from-home/
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U.S.—Vowing to uphold the organization’s commitment to kill babies “no matter what,” Planned Parenthood announced they’ll be offering drive-thru abortions throughout the nationwide lockdown. https://babylonbee.com/news/planned-parenthood-offering-drive-thru-abortions-during-lockdown/
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WASHINGTON, D.C.—Congress has asked all non-essential businesses to limit their hours or close entirely for an undetermined amount of time. https://babylonbee.com/news/government-accidentally-shuts-itself-down-with-ban-on-non-essential-businesses/
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ATLANTA, GA—In an effort to help curb the spread of Coronavirus, Chick-fil-a has announced that it will temporarily be changing its advertising slogan from “Eat Mor Chikin” to “Eat Fewer Bats.” https://babylonbee.com/news/chick-fil-a-temporarily-changes-slogan-to-eat-fewer-bats/
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WASHINGTON, DC—Members of Congress told reporters Friday they can’t wait to read through the massive economic stimulus package they passed earlier today in response to the Coronavirus crisis. https://babylonbee.com/news/congress-excited-to-learn-whats-in-stimulus-package-they-just-passed/
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USA–As part of a sweeping initiative to help unclog the economic constipation caused by the coronavirus quarantine, the White House announced they are printing out fresh, crisp dollar bills for every US citizen. https://babylonbee.com/news/government-sends-out-1000-to-each-citizen-so-theyll-have-something-to-wipe-with-after-money-loses-all-value/
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BEIJING—President of the People’s Republic of China Xi Jinping made a surprise announcement to a few invited members of the press. “Everything is great here!” he said. “In fact… um… we’ve completely eradicated Coronavirus here — cured it even. Yep, cured it. We found a cure. But it… um… only works on the Chinese so
The total number of confirmed positive COVID-19 cases in Whitman County is now five. Whitman County Public Health on Friday reported two more positive COVID-19 test results. Both of them are males between the ages of 50-59. They are stable and isolating at home. Three other people in Whitman County were reported testing positive this
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“Council member: We are ‘working every minute of the day’ to minimize the effects” Really, then overturn the 26% city tax increase from last year. Just do it! An emergency order from Moscow Mayor Bill Lambert shuttering gyms, tattoo parlors, barber shops and salons and banning gatherings of more than 10 people has been extended
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From the NY Post: The cynical partisan opportunism of Democrats exhibited during the coronavirus economic crisis has been breathtaking. Rather than move forward with a quick, no-frills, massive $1.8 trillion rescue plan, Democrats decided to hold the country hostage by trying to cram through a slew of lefty goodies that have absolutely nothing to do with the
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WASHINGTON, D.C.—Congress has asked all non-essential businesses to limit their hours or close entirely for an undetermined amount of time. But this shutdown mistakenly shut down the most non-essential entity of all: the government. For a brief period of time, all government in the United States was illegal, since it is completely non-essential to everything.
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As expecting, this is getting worse. And it will accelerate at exponential rates. Atlanta Mayor Keisha Lance Bottoms (D) said Tuesday that the city’s intensive care units (ICUs) are at capacity and warned that hospitals in the area could soon be maximized amid the coronavirus pandemic. “I suspect that at some point soon our hospitals may
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The Idaho State Board of Education unanimously recommended a “soft closure” of all K-12 school districts in the state through at least April 20, although that may be extended. Board members approved the recommendation during a special meeting this afternoon focused on the state’s COVID-19 response within public education. A “soft closure” means students would
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This TedTalk is amazing. Gates nailed it five years ago.
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Limited action Social Distancing Shelter in Place
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The Idaho State Board of Education unanimously approved a “soft closure” of all K-12 school districts in the state through at least April 20, although that may be extended. Board members approved the move during a special meeting this afternoon focused on the state’s COVID-19 response within public education. A “soft closure” means students would
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From the Financial Times
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