California Prisons Release Thousands Of Felons To Make Room For Skaters, Surfers, People Who Go Outside

Wickedly satirical. 

SACRAMENTO, CA—Governor Gavin Newsom has instructed detention facilities across California to begin releasing violent felons to make room for skateboarders, surfers, and other people who have committed the heinous crime of going outside.

https://babylonbee.com/news/california-releases-thousands-of-felons-to-make-room-for-skateboarders/