Never ask a question you do not already know the answer to.
Just in case you didn’t know, Ben and Jerry of overpriced ice cream fame are Bernie Bros. and flaming progressive liberals — but of course you knew that. Ben Cohen has his eye on the midterms, and on Friday he asked for help coming up with names for seven new ice cream flavors to represent seven up-and-coming progressives running for Congress.
Yo, internet! We need ur help to come up with 7 amazing flavors for 7 amazing up & coming progressives who could be headed to Congress in Nov. To sweeten the deal, Jerry & I will personally make a small batch of each of the winning flavors @MoveOn https://t.co/Gvn876rtTA
— Ben Cohen (@YoBenCohen) September 21, 2018
We love the disclaimer, “The people, not the corporation” — gotta keep it grassroots, you know?
Anyway, the internet came through and provided some great suggestions.
These are too good not to share!
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Andrew Longen on Twitter
@YoBenCohen @MoveOn You didn’t build that sundae
https://twitter.com/awstar11/status/1043624476884094976
Mel Cargle on Twitter
@YoBenCohen @MoveOn Rocky Road to Ruin
Chris Torgerson on Twitter
@YoBenCohen @MoveOn Utopian Breadline pudding. We can all stand in line together to get our rations! No cutting @Ocasio2018
MICHAEL SCHNEIDER on Twitter
@YoBenCohen @MoveOn Venezuelan Zoo Animal Crunch?
Goldens Rule on Twitter
@YoBenCohen @MoveOn Chappaquiddik Chip ?
Jason Hartsell on Twitter
@YoBenCohen @MoveOn #1 Plantation Nation #2 Mixed Nuts #3 Socialism Heathcare #4 Max Tax Tracks #5 Snowflake Cake #6 Abortion Cluster #7 TDS 2020
Calvin on Twitter
@YoBenCohen @MoveOn Maxine Madness. Just a lot of nuts.
Andrew Longen on Twitter
@YoBenCohen @MoveOn Bernie Sanders Neopolitan – a flavor for each house
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Dellenite on Twitter
@YoBenCohen @MoveOn How bout triggered toffee or sjw-meltdown or environmental nut
Larry Cranford on Twitter
@YoBenCohen @MoveOn How bout Commie Carmel
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Say my name on Twitter
@YoBenCohen @MoveOn Sweet Socialism. Vanilla ice cream with a cherry swirl. $400 per pint.
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BobGarrison on Twitter
@YoBenCohen @MoveOn How about “Maxine’s Harrass Mint” available at restaurants, gasoline stations, and department stores?
???♂️Shut up the vampires will hear?? on Twitter
@BobInHaiti @YoBenCohen @MoveOn https://t.co/034qTVJ25d
James Sweasy on Twitter
@YoBenCohen @MoveOn Benghazi Berry, Traitor Truffle, Dead Vet Velvet Cake.
Jennifer on Twitter
@JamesSweasyLive @YoBenCohen @MoveOn Snowflake chip!!
The Hybrid on Twitter
@YoBenCohen @MoveOn Snowflake Sundae, I Identify As Pie, Believe All Walnuts (Sometimes), Socialist S’mores (w/out the marshmallow & chocolate because you had to give them to someone who didnt earn them), Chocolate Pay For My Home & Healthcare Chip, Open Borders & sCream, PedoFudge Chunk.
Nathan Wurtzel on Twitter
End of the Americone Dream Anti-Semitic Crunch Man Hating Maple Half-Baked Ideas New York Super Socialism Chunk Everything But The Freedom Hillary Hillary Zzzz Zzzz Zzzz https://t.co/yoOIj8ngJy
TimO on Twitter
@YoBenCohen @MoveOn Beto’s criminal record. Whiskey flavored ice cream with a mix of stolen nuts.
Tia on Twitter
@YoBenCohen @MoveOn Liberal tears vanilla with slivers of almond
Mel Cargle on Twitter
Here’s 8 in case there’s one you don’t want to use. Asparagus Marxist Mocha Chunky Gulag Swirl Amaretto Alinski Mint Gorilla Vanilla Chavez Equality Toffee Coffee Collective Caramel Delight Allocated Apple Walnut Venezuelan Truffle Crunch https://t.co/W8HsWOCexf
Jeffrey Owen on Twitter
@YoBenCohen @MoveOn How about “I lose, I scream!!!
Hon Hak on Twitter
@YoBenCohen @MoveOn Safe space fluff – marshmallow inspired whipped chocolate…
DySoSaMa on Twitter
@YoBenCohen @MoveOn Raspberry Sore Beto
tricia brasseur on Twitter
@YoBenCohen @MoveOn Media meltdown
Richard Werling on Twitter
@YoBenCohen @MoveOn Russia Russia Russia Rape Rape Rape
Joseph Bruno on Twitter
@YoBenCohen @MoveOn How about Ellison’s Punch? Or Blumenthals Fables?
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