Via Eric E:
8:00 AM
I made a snowman.
8:10 AM
A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman.
8:15 AM
So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 AM
My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman’s voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 AM
The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
8:22 AM
The transgender “ma”….”wom”….person asked why I didn’t just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 AM
The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 AM
I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 AM
The Muslim gent across the road demands the snow woman wear a burqa.
8:40 AM
The Police arrive saying someone has been offended.
8:42 AM
The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needs
to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 AM
The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 AM
TV news crew from the ABC shows up. I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, “Snowballs” and am now called a sexist.
9:00 AM
I’m on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobic sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 AM
I am asked if I have any accomplices. My children are taken by social services.
9:30 AM
Far left protesters offended by everything are marching down the street demanding for me to be beheaded.
MORAL:
There is no moral to this story. It’s just a view of the world in which we live today, and it is only getting worse.
Added:
By 11:30 you are being accused of raping the feminist 35 years ago in an unnamed town and house.