Singapore ‘Rise Of Skywalker’ Edit Has Lesbian Characters Hurled Into Sarlacc Pit

12/28/2019 / Satire

SINGAPORE—Disney reps have confirmed that the Rise of Skywalker edit released for the Singapore market has the first lesbian characters in Star Wars history tossed into the Great Pit of Carkoon on Tatooine for their crimes.

https://babylonbee.com/news/singapore-rise-of-skywalker-edit-has-lesbian-characters-hurled-into-sarlacc-pit/

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