KENTON, MA—Local baker Harold Mackerelli has updated his menu to sell only cakes that beg customers not to sue the crud out of him and his family. On the shop counter there is a binder of options presenting a wide variety of new cakes such as the “Please, I have a family” strawberry cake and “There’s another shop across the street if you don’t like Christians” coconut crumbles cake.
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