Those kids need to be woke!
U.S.—The Federal Government is rolling out a new school program that will help to raise awareness in kids about what they need to be so upset about. The new program, “W.O.K.E.” (Woke and Offended Kids Education) will help to bridge the gap widening between millennial parents’ desire to be offended by just about everything and the current generation wondering what got their parents’ underpants in such a bunch.