More non-satire satire.
U.S.—Experts on murder rates in the United States have confirmed what we’ve all long suspected: banning murders is dangerous, because if we do so, murders will just occur in back alleys anyway.
Experts Warn Murders Will Just Occur In Back Alleys If Murder Outlawed
U.S.-Experts on murder rates in the United States have confirmed what we've all long suspected: banning murders is dangerous, because if we do so, murders will just occur in back alleys anyway.Many states have begun passing laws against shooting, stabbing, or punching other humans to death.