Nation’s Republicans Weep Bitterly Upon Learning Hillary Clinton Not Running In 2020

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U.S.—Uncontrollable wailing could be heard across the land Tuesday as American Republicans from coast to coast wept bitterly upon learning that Hillary Clinton had finally announced that she will not be running for president in 2020, multiple sources confirmed.

Nation’s Republicans Weep Bitterly Upon Learning Hillary Clinton Not Running In 2020

U.S.-Uncontrollable wailing could be heard across the land Tuesday as American Republicans from coast to coast wept bitterly upon learning that Hillary Clinton had finally announced that she will not be running for president in 2020, multiple sources confirmed.“Please, God, let it not be true!” one sobbing Detroit man told reporters, explaini …