Senate To Be Replaced With Room Full Of Monkeys Throwing Feces

Article 3099Which would be better than who we have there now. At least the monkeys would cause no further harm to our country. 

Senate To Be Replaced With Room Full Of Monkeys Throwing Feces

WASHINGTON, D.C.-In an emergency, overnight referendum, the American people voted on Thursday to replace the United States Senate with a room full of monkeys throwing feces. The measure passed with 57% of the vote.